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Leigh Ann Frink is a(n) .....
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Leigh Ann Frink is a(n):
Loud sneezer
INFP on the Meyers-Briggs scale
Co-conspirator of Steve Plowman
Burner of perfectly good food
Fan of English over-the-counter medications
Graduate of the Richard Petty Driving Experience
World's greatest aunt
Demure Southern belle
Ranidaphobe (glaring at you, "Alice")
Double-jointed freak
Mangler of French pronunciations
Cat fancier
Number-one Durannie of 1984
Breaker of crockery
Pedant
Worshipper prostrate on the altar to his greatness, David Sedaris
Fightin' Christian from Elon College (never Elon University)
Lover of Discovery Health Channel documentaries
Champion of 80s music trivia
Pretend girlfriend of boys who love boys
Frequent e-mail checker
Quoter of lines from John Hughes movies
Admirer of hair color
Appreciator of adult beverages
Obama voter
Idiot with a blog...
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Well now. Where to start?
Leigh Ann Frink is a(n):
Loud sneezer
INFP on the Meyers-Briggs scale
Co-conspirator of Steve Plowman
Burner of perfectly good food
Fan of English over-the-counter medications
Graduate of the Richard Petty Driving Experience
World's greatest aunt
Demure Southern belle
Ranidaphobe (glaring at you, "Alice")
Double-jointed freak
Mangler of French pronunciations
Cat fancier
Number-one Durannie of 1984
Breaker of crockery
Pedant
Worshipper prostrate on the altar to his greatness, David Sedaris
Fightin' Christian from Elon College (never Elon University)
Lover of Discovery Health Channel documentaries
Champion of 80s music trivia
Pretend girlfriend of boys who love boys
Frequent e-mail checker
Quoter of lines from John Hughes movies
Admirer of hair color
Appreciator of adult beverages
Obama voter
Idiot with a blog...
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6 comments:
Perhaps if the font was small enough, you could use all of those.
; )
Leigh Ann Frink is "That Girl From Shallotte"
As a demure Durannie with a love of crockery, who takes in the Discovery Health Channel as though it was freak show porn, is answering emails rather than curled on her couch giggling at the latest David Sedaris tome, and feels that together, we could rule the world on our knowledge of 80s music alone, I can understand the conundrum this puts you in.
(I swear to God, you are me. Only cooler.)
Alice: Yes! They can run a promotion. Free magnifying glasses with today's issue!
Anon: Oooh! Say it in movie preview narrator voice! In a world...
Diff Girl: You and me, babe. How 'bout it? xoxoxoxoxo
Really? An Obama voter from Shallotte?
I found you through Alice's frog post. I'm also well aware of the insane pronunciation of your town, as I'm a member of the team that produces your phone book. I'm a Yankee myself and could not get my tongue around that word at all when I first started this job. I'm sure it's a lovely town, but we still make fun of it every so often. :)
I bet you could describe yourself in just two words.
Absolutely Fabulous.
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