I've got a brand-new pair of rollerskates (6/6/07)

And I have totally forgotten how to use them. Steve got me a pair of four-wheelers with a toe stop and I couldn't even stand up on them just now. But I will. Oh, yes, I will remember how to speed skate, shuffle skate and even shoot the duck before this summer is over.

And I will wear a tube top and a satin jacket. And I will blare Donna Summer from my speakers.

Then I will skate around Five Points, losing weight before my 20-year high school reunion. And I will look HOT when I see ?, who I always loved and who never asked me to couple-skate at the rink in Shallotte when we were growing up.

Oh yes. Yes I will skate.