Monday, August 27, 2007

Admitted to my sister I bought an old-lady swimsuit (7/1/07)


I bought a swimsuit. It's not like I lay out or anything. But we're leaving for Vegas tomorrow and staying at the MGM Grand, which has a water park. And our house at Emerald Isle this year has a pool.

Jill I bought a one-piece with a skirt. Granted, the kids are buying tankinis with skirt bottoms. But I bought a one-piece with a skirt. It hides the fat and two of the tattoos. Worst part? I bought it at JC Penney!

All I wanna do is swim, dammit! Well, float on my back and occasionally dog-paddle.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

I would like to see you in a onesy dog paddling!! That would be funnier than me in a speedo and a swim cap.

M.

Anonymous said...

You didn't share this one with me, Leigh Ann. I guess this is a sign of things to come. Next there will be support hose and granny underwear.