New Facebook features

Good lord, people. Everyone (including me) hates the new FB features. I will speak truth to power since everyone else is being so bashful.

Dear Mark,

I accepted a friend request from that kid I really don't remember from middle school. It hurts my feelings seeing him commenting freely on the statuses of people I don't know and never acknowledging my dazzling bon mots.

Seriously, dude. Not cool. I rely on FB to support my delusions of grandeur, not dash them.

Your fan-
Leigh Ann