And other non sequiturs from my day at the state fair with Steve and Robby.
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Robby: I want one of those Virgin Mary blankets 'cause I'm a big old virgin!
Me: And you're a big old Mary.
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Random kid on ride (to Robby and me): Can you guys handle rides?
Me: Yeah. Can you?
(Kid screams "help" throughout ride)
Me to visibly shaken kid: I thought you said you could handle it.
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Steve: It's like the best of capitalism; you can get anything you want to eat.
Robby: And you can get it on a stick!
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Me: I never dreamed a camel would whisper in my ear.
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Age-guesser to Steve: Hey man, it's alright. My wife's a lot younger than me, too.
(Steve is exactly one month older than me.)
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Robby: That Elizabeth Dole booth is the loneliest booth at the fair.
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Random man in line for a ride as I'm screaming "Wooooo!" like a redneck: Aren't you that lady who writes for the paper?
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Me, after walking for six hours: I'm aware of my knees right now.
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Steve, this morning: What are we going to do with a giant, inflatable bat and a Pikachu?
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2 comments:
Ah, you fell prey to the inflatable goods. Did you also buy a Sham-wow! towel? :)
I love that your celebrity followed you to the state fair, btw! That's awesome!
Diff Girl! During my two-month sabbatical last spring, I watched a lot of late-night television and Vince from Sham-wow caused me a lot of nightmares. Even more when I read this: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vince_Offer
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