I was doing way over the speed limit in the left lane on Capital Boulevard this morning. Just before I got to downtown, I saw a severed, wigged, mannequin head lying next to the barrier. In the split second it took me to process that the head was not human, adrenaline took over and kept me from wrecking.
If I had wrecked, it would have made for a very amusing police report.
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THE LIGHT EPHEMERAL
1 day ago
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I have laughed until tears ran down my face. Your Pa just came in and I read it to him, laughing between each word, and of course, he was giving me 'that' look and that made me laugh even harder!
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