I have found my calling

I always joked about founding a cult and quitting my job. I just never was able to find my niche super-powers. Until now.

Forget the old wives' tales about eating more red meat, sleeping to the left of your partner or making love under the quarter moon. I can guarantee couples conceiving that they will have a baby boy just by being around me.

Need proof?

I have two nephews and a stepson.

Three of my friends have recently birthed healthy boys.

Three of my friends are gestating baby boys.

My new cult/business plan involves renting some storefront property, investing in some awesome, high-end silk robes and booking hours for personal meetings. Oh, and effective signage. I'm leaning toward "XY on High."