Friday, January 2, 2009

No hippy chick

(Give a warm TGFS welcome to my co-host, Mr. Sweetypants!)

Leigh tried the organic, herbal soap sent by a European friend and now smells like someone who never cuts or colors her hair and wears Guatemalan prints to Wholefoods. 9:44am - 10 Comments
Steve Plowman at 12:49pm January 2 via Facebook Mobile
I can add my testimony that the bathroom smells of eau de hippy.
Leigh Ann Frink at 2:56pm January 2
Gah, It's been six hours and I still smell like I need to pop over to Dancing Moon for a dreamcatcher and world-music cd.
Steve Plowman at 3:15pm January 2
Then when we get home I'll bust out the acoustic guitar for a few choruses of "Blowin' in the wind". By the way, it's nine Bob. Nine.
Leigh Ann Frink at 3:19pm January 2
I would do the hippy spin dance while you play, but this stench is clogging my chakras.
Steve Plowman at 3:25pm January 2
Clogged chakras? More fibre in your diet.
Leigh Ann Frink at 3:31pm January 2
Or a nux vomica colonic. I joined a Moon Circle just now and one of my fellow womyn highly recommended it.
Steve Plowman at 3:38pm January 2
Let me know how it goes when I get home from my mens group. Today we're sitting in a forest screaming primally and beating bearskin drums.
Leigh Ann Frink at 3:41pm January 2
Hurry home so we can talk about feelings. It's the secret to a successful heteronormative relationship. In the meantime, I'm throwing out all my razors, shaving cream and makeup.
Steve Plowman at 3:48pm January 2
Does this mean I'm giving up moisturiser? And I'm not doing anything heteronormative. I'm adventurous but there are limits.
Leigh Ann Frink at 4:04pm January 2
I just scheduled a couple's energy healing session for us. We need to get to the core of this masculine desire of yours to dominate the goddess in me by one-upping me in this conversation.

Namaste

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

Just so nobody thought LA got the last word...

That girl from Shallotte said...

After I shower with Lever 2000, I'm going to beat the living chi out of my co-host.

sage said...

This sounds down right cosmopolitan for a girl from Shallotte. I was mostly raised outside of Wilmington, down near Myrtle Grove Sound. I can Shallotte in a way that wouldn't get me thrown out of a jute-joint over there and have made more than enough jokes about people from Brunswick County. :)

That girl from Shallotte said...

Sage- Rats! Nobody tipped me off to the existence of what must have been B-Co's super-secret juke joints! There was no "liquor by the drink" (legally) when I was growing up. Fortunately, Myrtle Beach and the godless, debauched state of SC were 20 miles south.

Say "hey y'all" to your people for me. :)

Cara said...

You guys are MFEO :)

That girl from Shallotte said...

Cara my sweetest! MSP and I are old, because I just had to Google MFEO to find out the definition. I can now confirm it's true. :)