Leigh tried the organic, herbal soap sent by a European friend and now smells like someone who never cuts or colors her hair and wears Guatemalan prints to Wholefoods.
I can add my testimony that the bathroom smells of eau de hippy.
Gah, It's been six hours and I still smell like I need to pop over to Dancing Moon for a dreamcatcher and world-music cd.
Then when we get home I'll bust out the acoustic guitar for a few choruses of "Blowin' in the wind". By the way, it's nine Bob. Nine.
I would do the hippy spin dance while you play, but this stench is clogging my chakras.
Clogged chakras? More fibre in your diet.
Or a nux vomica colonic. I joined a Moon Circle just now and one of my fellow womyn highly recommended it.
Let me know how it goes when I get home from my mens group. Today we're sitting in a forest screaming primally and beating bearskin drums.
Hurry home so we can talk about feelings. It's the secret to a successful heteronormative relationship. In the meantime, I'm throwing out all my razors, shaving cream and makeup.
Does this mean I'm giving up moisturiser? And I'm not doing anything heteronormative. I'm adventurous but there are limits.
I just scheduled a couple's energy healing session for us. We need to get to the core of this masculine desire of yours to dominate the goddess in me by one-upping me in this conversation.
Namaste
Namaste
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Just so nobody thought LA got the last word...
After I shower with Lever 2000, I'm going to beat the living chi out of my co-host.
This sounds down right cosmopolitan for a girl from Shallotte. I was mostly raised outside of Wilmington, down near Myrtle Grove Sound. I can Shallotte in a way that wouldn't get me thrown out of a jute-joint over there and have made more than enough jokes about people from Brunswick County. :)
Sage- Rats! Nobody tipped me off to the existence of what must have been B-Co's super-secret juke joints! There was no "liquor by the drink" (legally) when I was growing up. Fortunately, Myrtle Beach and the godless, debauched state of SC were 20 miles south.
Say "hey y'all" to your people for me. :)
You guys are MFEO :)
Cara my sweetest! MSP and I are old, because I just had to Google MFEO to find out the definition. I can now confirm it's true. :)
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