I mean seriously, what's not to love about Palin?
Palin understands religion:
- Chaplain: Let us praise God.
- [The congregation rises.]
- Chaplain: O Lord…
- Congregation: O Lord…
- Chaplain: … ooh, You are so big…
- Congregation: … ooh, You are so big…
- Chaplain: … so absolutely huge.
- Congregation: … so absolutely huge.
- Chaplain: Gosh, we're all really impressed down here, I can tell You.
- Congregation: Gosh, we're all really impressed down here, I can tell You.
- Chaplain: Forgive us, O Lord, for this, our dreadful toadying, and…
- Congregation: … and barefaced flattery.
- Chaplain: But You're so strong and, well, just so… super.
- Congregation: Fantastic!
- Chaplain: Amen.
- Congregation: Amen.
Dennis: [interrupting] Listen, strange women lyin' in ponds distributin' swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.
Palin is totally down with women's health and reproductive issues:
Hospital Administrator: And what are you doing this morning?
Obstetrician: It's a birth.
Hospital Administrator: Ah. And what sort of thing is that?
Dr. Spenser: Well, that's where we take a new baby out of a lady's tummy.
Hospital Administrator: Wonderful what we can do nowdays.
Palin knows the party:
Wanda: I'm sorry about my brother, Ken. I know he's insensitive. He's had a hard life. Dad used to beat him up.
Ken: Good.
I could go on and on about how much I love Michael Palin. I've had a crush on him for 27 years. He's Oxford-educated, funny, self-deprecating and I could watch him for hours.
What's that you say? We were talking about the other famous Palin?
Oh good lord, scratch all that then.
UPDATE: It's been a week since I wrote that, and today I stumbled on Michael Palin for President. Click here for a better list of reasons than I came up with! Palin '08!!!
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If only he were running for VP. As it is I'm forced to watch "The Daily Show" in order to survive the next two months! Thanks for another laugh!
Guess what?
I freakin' adore you! Were there a time machine (and I bet there is somewhere, oh, I just do!), we could go back to our 12 year old selves, only we'd live nearby, and we could have sleepovers and watch Python! The moment I discovered them, I was gone. When I first saw Michael Palin in 'The Holy Grail' MY quest became to marry him. And marry him some more.
You and I? We'd have been in the principal's office a lot, I think.
I love Michael Palin too. Funny, though. I thought of him too when the other Palin came into the limelight. ANd I thought to myself, why do I always draw such connections? Glad you did too.
Barbara- Fasten your seatbelt, my dear, it's gonna be a bumpy ride.
Diff Girl- I adore you more. Infinity. When I daydream about how much fun you and I would have had together in the 80s, I hope you knew how to fight, because we would have, after too many trips to the principal's office, been kicked out and sent to alternative school. And I was a total wuss who would have needed your protection.
MereCat- Who wouldn't love him? And be afraid of her? Yikes.
Hey, I hear she can field-dress a moose like no one's business and nail a postage stamp from 500 yards with a .22. What's more to want in a woman?
But. Seriously. Yikes.
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