This is not funny (4/10/07)

But it is.

I just went into the bathroom, lifted the toilet lid and paused for a minute to check out my newly cut and colored hair in the mirror. In that split second, Miss Eudora Thunderkiss, as is her routine in hanging out with me while I primp, jumped onto what she assumed was the toilet lid and fell right into the bowl. I had to fish her out because she was too panicked.

She's very embarrassed. Dave's helping her dry off.