I was talking to my Sainted Southern
Mother when the conversation turned, as conversations do, to Ray Stevens'
"The Mississippi Squirrel Revival."
SSM told me the story of a fella who
attended Wednesday night services at the Pentecostal church by her childhood
home out in the country. He had a proclivity for getting his Holy Ghost on and
running around the sanctuary.
One night, he got so taken by the
spirit he ran right out the front door and jumped off the front steps. The two
sleeping, unsuspecting hound dogs he landed on weren't particularly filled with
Christian forgiveness.
I like to imagine being inside the sanctuary, hearing the dog
yelps then snarling attack sounds and saying, "Somebody ought to go out
there and check on Earl."
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