And I thought the crackhead running through the yard and apologizing was interesting

I was standing on the deck, minding my own business, when I saw something out of sorts. So I called 911.

Me to the operator: I know this is gonna sound crazy, but there's a coyote in my neighbor's yard.

Operator to me, assuming voice she was probably trained to use with mental calls: And what did the dog look like?

After she assured me someone would come out to take a look, I started to doubt myself. Like I always do when I doubt myself, I got on the interweb. I googled "coyotes" "Raleigh" and found this.

I'm not crazy!!!